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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
Didn’t have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
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I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all.
What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
A procrastinator`s work is never done...
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I’m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.
Saw these three things on a corner, in this order: Liquor store, gun store, bank. What could possibly go wrong with that?
The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know.
Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.