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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
When I`m home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer
Now that Microsoft`s Steve Ballmer has bought the Clippers, I wonder if he will release a new version every few years that we all hate.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She is nine-seven now, and we don`t know where they hell she is.
They don`t seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single f*cking one of them
A procrastinator`s work is never done...
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Water is life; without it we wouldn’t have coffee, whiskey or beer.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don`t get it. Moving on.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!