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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
I wanna be skinny but I also want to have pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner, you feel me?
Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
I never said I was better than everyone else, just better than you.
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
You have no idea how funny I am to me.
Please don`t come to my garage sale if you`ve ever let me borrow something.
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!