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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
My Therapist told me not to drink while I`m on my Meds but little does she know...I`ve been off my Meds for almost a week now!
Studies show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette.
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
We always say that our elders are wise, because of their years of experience. But you know what? ... Stupid people get old too.
What a lovely winter we`re having this spring.
I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)
I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid.
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
Yes, it`s a bad time. Let me call you back when I`m not feeling so honest.
It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.