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A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
A lot of people do not realize that the actor who played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.
Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
My short-term memory is my ONLY problem..... Well, that, and my short-term memory
I was looking all over for my ambition today......well, It wasn`t under this 12 pack, so I`ll look tomorrow.
When I tell stories about people I don’t like, I give them ridiculous voices.
I`m placing myself in "time-out" until I`m able to play nice with others! This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with hope that it might magically solve her problems.
I should be ashamed of myself. Lets be clear, I`m not. But I should be.
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)