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Conspiracy theory for conspiracy theorists: Your conspiracy theories were planted by the government to distract you from real conspiracies.
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
$5.99 Trojan condoms or $19.99 Huggies diapers. Choose wisely...
I`m giving up abbreviations for Lent. Laugh Out Loud
Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?
I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.
Wow, it`s beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn`t a glare on my screen.