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Sometimes I think if it weren`t for the gutter my mind would be homeless...
If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
For Lent I`ve decided to give up my New Year`s Resolutions
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
I could of sworn my pillow`s a hairdreeser...coz I always wake up with the craziest hairstyles!! :D
Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
Sobriety and I have agreed to see other people today
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I`m so glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how long it takes me to understand what someone is saying.
As far as distractions go ... I like to think I`m a good one.
I don’t know how your day is going, but I just got lucky on the couch! Yep, I found a dollar!
I’m trisexual, as in, I’ll try to have sex with you.