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Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?...
I am actually impressed by what Lance Armstrong has done. When I was on drugs, I couldn`t even find my bike!
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
keeps getting dirty voicemails from unknown numbers. If it`s you.. Send more
I didn`t see anyone important today so I`m going to wear the same clothes tomorrow.
As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here
I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft.
i hate it when other people hate the person i hate!!!
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that."
People who actually rate porn videos are the unsung heroes of our generation.
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME is not a good thing to say to your boss.
My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!
I`ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.