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I don`t think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her
Its so cold outside I just saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way UP
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
Apparently, the answer `I know.` is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
Technology is outpacing my ability to come up with convincing lies that I didn`t get your message.
Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
My hearing is fine. There`s no need to repeat yourself! I ignored you perfectly well the first time.
The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were texting all night with a calculator.
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
Before Walmart you had to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded lady!
What if Justin Bieber is also Miley Cyrus? I mean have you ever seen them in one place at the same time?