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I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
Wisdom is understanding that a tomato is a fruit, but you don`t add it in a fruit salad.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
If you think your having a bad day ... You could be digging your own grave at gun point and find buried treasure.
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
It`s hard to take life serious once you realize people jamming their genitals in each others mouths is considered a sign of affection.
Did 4 push ups & 2 sit ups then ate 4 doughnuts & drank 2 beers. It`s called balance people!
I`ve been single so long now I don`t remember what it`s like for someone to be mad at me for something I didn`t even know it did!
Just completed my sexual harassment training and I think I`m finally ready to start harassing people.
i only drink on days that end with y
Facebook: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk post the world?
I don’t want to rule the world… Just everything within a hundred square mile radius.
Just another day of not being rich and famous.
I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.