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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"
Happy Saturday… the day you can put as much booze into your coffee as you’d like to put in on Monday.
Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
A lie is a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
This year, I`m thankful for all the people that included me in their mass texts wishing me a "Happy Thanksgiving," now I know which numbers to block when Christmas comes around.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
Apparently, "I Know" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed.
The only way to communicate with a drunk person is to get hammered too.
awesome collection!