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A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
I feel ready to face the world as a responsible adult now that I`ve taken today`s gummy vitamins.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15โ€ฆ.
A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives.
I hate when Iยดm laughing & my a$$ falls off.
If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, "Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
I get my cardio from caffeine...
That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
If you see me laughing like a crazy person, think nothing of it ..it`s just the voices in my head telling me jokes!
If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at some`s house, I always take a piece home with me.
The only man worth waiting for is the delivery guy
Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor`s house is genius.
I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?