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I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
In post apocalyptic movies everyone wears leather ... but there are no cows.
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
“Nevermind.” Translation... You should’ve listened the first time.
Went looking for camouflage underwear today.....couldn`t find any
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
I always try to behave but there are usually too many other options.
Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
I`ve found a new coping mechanism....................COOKIES!
pens and pencils are drumsticks and desks and textbooks are drum kits. its a fact.
Note to Self: These Note to Selves don’t work.
Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch.