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It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
My house isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
If people don`t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you`re doing something wrong.
Those Box Tops that raise money for schools really should be on wine labels and cases of beer.
I don`t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
I dont mind if you call me Crazy, but dont you dare call me stupid. Because to be this crazy some intelligence is definitely required.
Being normal? Ugh. I can`t imagine how awful that must be.
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You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think my TV remote has developed some sort of Romulan cloaking technology.
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
My reaction to stepping in dog sh!t is identical to me logging onto Facebook