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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
Partying on my level requires years of training.
Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
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I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
I go on dates just to remind myself that being single is awesome.
Pretending to be nice is exhausting...
I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones
Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are "your house keys" and "your house." Well, son, that`s what drinking is like.
Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!……It’ll take them an hour to pass the salt!
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
You seem to have a good grip on reality. You`re new here, aren`t you?
So does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won`t share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is.
It`s kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things that you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.