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Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
So how long before GoFundMe is our nation`s leading health care provider?
What do sleeping and sex have in common? ... I`m not getting nearly enough of either.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
I believe in looking out for number one. Especially if the dog is not house trained.
Offering a homeless dude $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
Found a baby snake in my backyard while mowing. Long story short, I don`t have to mow anymore since my yard is on fire.
Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
There`s only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?