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If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year.
"Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we`ll call you a liar." -insurance
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
I hate wasting alcohol on social occasions.
I`m the crazy bitch you`ll never forget.
It’s a little sad that today’s youth don’t get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
I`m not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
I don`t really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense ... Like a Bear at mile 3
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
Settle down homemade play dough parents.
The difference between a straight girl and a lesbian is about four or five drinks.
I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
Word of the day is bishop: My aunt fell down the stairs and I had to pick the bishop.
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?