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I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers.
If you like to make love while listeninag to music, always choose live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
You laugh because I`m different ........... I laugh because I farted.
You can tell a lot from a woman by her hands. For instance, if they`re placed around your throat she`s probably slightly upset.
Tony Soprano dead....Whitey Bulger on trial...coincidence??? I think not!
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
Stop picking on Justin Bieber. That`s somebody`s daughter.
If he`s dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven`t gotten my period."
You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.
If offering people gum is cooking, then yes, I cook.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?