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FINALLY home from work! So, yea...if your phone number is on your profile...I will be drunk dialing you in about 30 minutes or so.
Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
His idea of cleanliness is sweeping the room with a glance.
Every job in the world should require their employees to enter and leave work in a Soul Train line.
never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
*driving behind a cop* Well, well, well. Looks like the tables have turned.
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn.....it`s dead yarn now, though.