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Why do they play this music on the elevators if we`re not suppose to slow dance.
Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do.
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
Don`t believe everything you think.
I’ve made some pretty bad choices in life but I have to admit, having orange juice with Oreos was the worst.
When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you`re like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you`re from Alabama)
ME- I love it when you lay me down like that, the way you touch my belly and put cold things on me baby DOCTOR- Miss this is a medical examination and you are making me extremely uncomfortable
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
Fact: No one has ever "Jumped in the shower."
"Be strong" I whisper to my coffee.