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And then her mood ring just...exploded
that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I`d say there`s a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep.
If you don’t cuss when you drive you aren’t paying enough attention to the road.
nothing says i love you like, "im going to buy you new duct tape for your taillight, what color you want? "
If it looks like a pig and walks like a pig, do me a favor & tell my ex girlfriend I said hello.
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
If you don`t believe that women will actually fight over a pair of shoes, you`ve never watched The Wizard of Oz!
It needs more cowbell!!
Congratulation! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.