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If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
sorry but your password must contain an "uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin"
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
You are here: X
If you really want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn`t be telling you this but ..."
It`s impossible to get a parking ticket if you don`t have windshield wipers.
Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
life is short play naked
This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
You know it was a good sh!t when you come back and your screensaver is on.
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she’ll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you.