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Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
My husband is not allowed to help with math anymore. Apperently 4 = 6.5 in his reality.
How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
My worst fear is seeing one of my statuses marked as "exhibit A"
I have the body of a God. Unfortunately, it`s Buddha.
Well, the people outside are frightful.
A good lawyer knows the law ... A great lawyer knows the judge.
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
So I`m giving up drinking. Hard liquor. On Wednesdays. In June. Next year. (Maybe.)
Is it "poon tang", or "poontang"? I`m trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
If the liquor store didn`t want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window.
The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind ... I`d be SO skinny!