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Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
finally joined craigs list. who wants to see my junk?
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
Nobody cares what you`re gonna do in 2015. Now post some nudes.
I`ve been working on losing weight, I was doing Jenny Craig for awhile........till her husband found out (<>..<>)
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bad at following directions."
If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.
Some people say I`m a dreamer, others say, “If you fall asleep at work again you`re fired"
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to Chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!!
A world without Facebook would be much more productive.