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The thing about smart mother f*ckers is... They sound like crazy mother f*ckers to dumb mother f*ckers!
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
If I had a time machine I`d set it to "back in the day", just to see what everyone is talking about.
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
My talent is being wasted, if that counts as a talent.
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
If you use more toilet paper to wipe the tears out of your eyes then wip your bum in the morning...the food was too hot the night before
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.
Yes, it`s a bad time. Let me call you back when I`m not feeling so honest.
I`m going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837
I can`t seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don`t need their assistance in the bathroom.
You care so much about me? Keep that sh*t to yourself i got my demons under control