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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
Wife says to her husband, "You wanna change positions tonight?" He says, "Yeah!" she says, "OK, you do the dishes and I will sit on the couch and fart."
Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
Save some time and just put your Taco Bell directly in the toilet.
The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain`t good.