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I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
some people just need a high-five......in the face......with a chair!
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
Wouldn`t it be great to revive the old "Mutual Of Omaha`s Wild Kingdom" show, but with a new setting? Like a WalMart Store in Kentucky?
There just isn`t enough make-up in this world to cover up crazy.
It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting "UNSUBSCRIBE!"
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
A coworker just wrote "Retard" on the windshield of my car. It`s taken me over an hour to lick it off!
why were you in my dreams again? i`m starting to think you`re stalking me.
I just broke a light bulb. Damn, is that 7 years of bad ideas.
I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts.
Releasing a long silent fart as I walk through first class on the way to my economy seat is definitely my favorite part of boarding an aircraft.