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Iām not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person ?
NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying āI do.ā They say āI accept the terms & conditions.ā
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
You know your old when your back goes out more than you do.
I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
Save the US Postal Service. Have the Jehovah Witness and Mormons deliver the mail.
In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
If turning alcohol into bad decisions ever becomes an Olympic event, I`m bringin` home the Gold! USA! USA!
I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
Sometimes I wonder if the kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."
You`d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the more important question is, how did they get in there in the first place?