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Couldn`t stop thinking about that drought on the west coast while I was watering my driveway today.
Why do they waste so much money on all the checkout lanes at Walmart, when they only have two of them open at any given time.
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
The iPhone 5S: Because the NSA wants your thumbprint now too.
I don`t get it. If violets are blue, why do we call them violets?
I hope all your dreams come true, especially that one where you`re being chased by a giant spider.
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
Don`t call me names, you don`t know enough words to describe me
I run a non-profit company. It`s not for a good cause or anything, I`m just not very good at business.
Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.
Being a Zombie doesn`t sound that bad. You don`t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
Optimistic people want to hear the bad news first, while pessimists ask for the good. Realists just start drinking.
I hope daylight savings time doesnt throw me off my schedule of doing nothing.