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Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what`s for dinner.
All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now.
Have we even tried giving Mother Nature a Snickers?
I`m not fat, God gave me built in airbags because I`m so precious.
Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning...
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place to have sex.
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
Instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
There’s a reason why “sober” and “so bored” sound almost exactly the same.
If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn`t photoshop be illegal for models?
I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.