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Wrapping these baby carrots in Tootsie Roll wrappers is exhausting but the payoff will be worth it come Halloween.
I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
Haters are my motivators(:
I just dusted and mopped the house like 3 months ago and it’s dirty again. This is bullsh!t.
I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart.
Facebook should win an Emmy for Best Daytime Dramas.
Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
Wishing a happy unbirthday to everybody who`s birthday isn`t today.
That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
Lightning is like God`s way of saying "Get out of that tree you pervert!"
There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
I like when job applications have a “Some College” option so they know I’m an aimless loser.
Facebook really needs a “pee on someone’s wall” option.