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facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I had the urge to clean my place today so I laid down until the urge went away.
I`m gonna open a bar and name it Rehab.....
I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So... see you after breakfast
Some of you are so dumb, I don`t even know how you found the internet.
I kind of feel like getting some work done today, so I’m just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!
How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
I don`t feel like folding the laundry, so I just restart the dryer
I just realized that I haven`t done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it`s all about.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
Her: Do you want to run away with me? ME: We won`t actually be running, right?