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The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
I`m terribly sorry but I have decided not to grow up and act my age after all. So there.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
Happy "Another excuse to drink" Day!
When Life Gives You Lemons Don`t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don`t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I`m the man who`s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I`m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
Life is far too short to remove the USB safely.
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.