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Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely Facebooking than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space.
I told my psychiatrist that I`ve been hearing voices. He told me that I don`t have a psychiatrist.
I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe.
Today`s society is a good example of what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.
I’m a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions.
Laughter is not the best medicine. Laughter with large amounts of alcohol & wild crazy monkey sex - now that`s the best medicine.
Y`all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
I just want to be rich enough to tell my boss, "you`re not the boss of me"!
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…