Mobile App Coming Soon - Daily Silly Status

Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!

I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
When one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted.....
The doctors say im going to be ok. I must warn you the dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name.
stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
I don`t know if I`ve got some free time, or if I just forgot what the hell I`m supposed to be doing...
You canΒ΄t trust dogs to watch your food.
University; It`s like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you.
If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
Didn`t leave home today. It was too peopley out there.
In the 60`s we took LSD to make the world look wierd. Now the world is weird and we take Prozac to make it look normal.
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
I love Costco. You don`t go there thinking you`re gonna buy a 12-pack of watermelons but you`ll probably leave with one.
I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don`t have any kids...
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what itΒ΄s all about