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I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
Walmart killed the traveling circus.
I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
Something I never said as a kid: My book stopped working.
I`m watching a show about surviving in the wild in case I ever decide to log off and go outside.
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
You know you had a good night when you have to Google map yourself in the morning to find out where the hell you are.
“People will believe anything if you whisper it.”
I`m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
Hey sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
I was born at a very early age.
Attention...my facebook page has been hacked. But everyone seems to like the new guy better, me too actually...so f**k it!