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When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
When I see people drinking at 11 am on a Friday I`m like, where do you work and are they hiring?
thinking men should come with a carfax....
A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over.
You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
I hate when the weather man says there is a chance of sprinkles in the forecast...makes me want donuts!!
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
I`ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo
I`d hit that. - women drivers
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF
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