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Exercise? More like extra fries.
If I could just make one thing very clear at this point ... I would.
Jehovah`s witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes
Highschool Reunion? What for ? I`m on Facebook. I already know who got fat.
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
Seagull Manager; Someone who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everyone and then leaves.
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
If I hug you longer than 3 seconds, I’m picking your pockets.
We all have that one friend that needs to learn how to whisper.
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
I have a PHD (Pretty Huge d*ck)
Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter just decided to shut down and you see all these confused people coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
I`m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they`re making ceramic bowls.
I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.