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There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
Mario Bros. Plumbing ????? (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
"This is the ride that killed Jimmy." - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks
I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions.
Don’t run with scissors — unless you’re stealing scissors, of course. If so, run. Run like the wind scissor thief!
A normal person is just someone you don`t know well enough yet.
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....
Every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
When setting the table, does the remote go to the left or the right of the dinner plate?
Filling out a job application. Under "Military Experience" I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.