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Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough.
If I live to be 100, I`m gonna make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people. Like, I ate a pine cone, or drank olive oil every single day...
Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?
Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
I have tons of friends! Well i only have one... but she ways a ton!
Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
I just found out my smoke detector comes with a warranty. WHAT FOR? If it don`t work, what`s left?
If you`re not employed by the Secret Service, there is absolutely no reason to have a Bluetooth on your ear.
Can anyone tell me how to become a illegal immigrant, their benefits are undeniably more superior to our own.
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
I wish that some of my coworkers were not allowed in the break room because those are the people I need a break from.
Iām totally fine with favoritism as long as Iām the favorite.
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won`t buy the book.