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Look, all I`m saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time.
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
I spend 95% of the time out of bed wishing I was back in bed
If you`re one in a million, there are more than 7,000 of you.
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
It is a sad day when you go to all the trouble of getting a Frontal Lobotomy and no one notices.....................
May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep.
I don’t know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.