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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it`s Wednesday.
Is it just me or does chocolate taste even better late at night, hence the the last four letters of the word chocoLATE?!
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
The "I got your nose" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she`ll call security.
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!
St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!
Peeing in the sink is a great time saver: no lifting the seat, no flush, sink is right there to wash hands jk I don`t wash my hands.
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
That horrible moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching…
It`s called NASCAR because that`s the way a hillbilly pronounces "nice car"
I don`t know karate, but I do know crazy, and I`m not afraid to use it.
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.