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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
I handle stress the way cats bathe in water.
Hey.. The tequila I drank wants to tell you a secret.
When a cashier asks if you have a rewards card, look down, sigh, and say, "My wife took everything when she left"
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain realizes what I`m doing.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
Coffee`s a great way to fool yourself into believing you`re going to have a productive day.
Sometimes I watch sports holding an xbox controller just to screw with my girlfriend`s head...
If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
If I can’t act weird around you, I’m sorry we can’t be friends.
If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
What`s the point of a highschool reunion? I`ve got Facebook. I already know you got fat.
Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook like some caveman.
It’s not what you wear; it’s how you take it off.