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Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
The ultimate act of trust is buying your spouse a gun, and then showing them the correct way to use it.
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
Why am I always right but people still ignore me...?
My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that`s okay with you guys?
The way to win the lottery is to choose the correct numbers in the correct sequence before they are announced. (You’re welcome)
I get a lot of “You must work out!!!” I just wish it wasn’t from doctors. :(
If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
People say 60 is the new 40 but the cop who just pulled me over doesn`t agree.
My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it.
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`
Anything is legal when there`s no police around
I used to think I was good at multi-tasking. Turns out it’s just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.