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My boss said we needed to find ways to save time and be more productive, so I just moved the coffee maker to my desk
When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
real eyes realize real lies
10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
These peopele at the gym are looking at me like they expect me to share my donuts ... SMH
Yes Officer, I carry a knife, but that`s just in case I find a cake.
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
Had another daydream where I`m doing the mexican hat dance and CIA guys watching me from satellites are dancing along in their control room
Is it bad when I´m talking to myself and I´m not even listening?
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?