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They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys.
I need new swear words.
The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
Soul mates are people with the mutual understanding that no one else will put up with their sh!t.
Has anyone seen where I put my organizational skills?
He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
Please don`t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I`m awesome doesn`t mean I like you.
Feeling a little sassy today...But then again, that`s everyday
My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed
I`ll never need a shrink as long as my wife keeps pointing out whats wrong with me...