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PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn`t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won`t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles.
At this point in my life the only reason I want to be rich is to hire somebody to clean my house.
Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
According to my nipples, there is a 99% chance it`s cold as hell right now!
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
Hope you get down and funky on this the day of your birth!!
I think I speak for everyone here when I say "I haven`t the slightest idea as to where my life is headed"
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven does God hide behind the Pearly Gates and pretend he`s not home?
You are like that one crazy wheel on a grocery cart.
Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.
It`s spooky how many kids look like their owners.