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If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
Australian kiss. It`s kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I`m crazy? Do they think I`m ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
I swear 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
I`m absolutely nailing this "I give a sh!t" face today!
Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
You`re not the sharpest knife in my back.
Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than "he sees how creepy u are, that`s why he doesn`t want to shake your hand".
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.