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Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally
Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life, where they realize they’re stupid?
My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying ~ don`t run into anyone you know.
Guess what`s brown and sticky... a stick.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
There`s no panic like trying to press "End" when you make an accidental call.
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to be slowly driven insane by Christmas music.
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
roes are red violets are blue he`s for me not for you if for any chance you`ll take my place i`ll use my fist and smash your face
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
I just made my first snow angel!! ... Ok fine.. I got bored, got drunk and then passed out in the snow, whatever!
I sneak alcohol into work because I`m a problem solver.