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**TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
If someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun
What’s the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they’re not going to joust?
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
The police never think its as funny as you do.
All I`m saying is, you`ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time
My life is much more fun and interesting when I`m single... Problem is I can`t remember any of it.
Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
Guns don`t kill people. Fathers with beautiful daughters do. Happy Fathers Day!